I Don't Think That's What They Had in Mind

Well, this makes perfect sense. Get ready to start howling, ladies.

Apparently, it's International Women's Month. And how is Slate celebrating? Essays on or about Gloria Steinem and Hillary Rodham Clinton? Tales of Anne Hutchinson and Susan B. Anthony?

Um, no. But here's the next best thing, ladies. Cheesecake shots!

You've come a long way, baby.