She'll Use Small Words, So Georgie Can Read It

So apparently Mrs. Idiot is now planning her memoirs. It's telling that her reading list includes "The Brothers Karamazov" and "Beloved" but excludes "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "My Pet Goat".

I've got a good title for her new book:

"I Can't Believe I've Squandered 30 Years with This Fucking Illiterate"