Here are Five Other Things to Watch For in tonight's debate. And you won't have to look that hard, I promise you.*
2. Really Crazy
3. Crazy Cleverly Disguised as Sane
4. Crazy Very Thinly Disguised as Sane
5. Absolutely Batshit Fucking Crazy
Oh, and also mean. Really really mean. That's six things, I know. Seven if you count stupid. Enjoy your evening.
* I apologize for the complete lack of insight in this post. Sometimes you just throw your hands up in the air because it does just as much good as arguing sensibly. Although, in my defense, Thing to Watch For #5 in the Times article is basically the same as mine.